quand? wann? quando? when?

i'm really hoping to be awakened in the middle of the night by some strong contractions...it would be nice. don't know if i can hold out til wednesday...i can but i'd prefer not to and just go on my own, so as to avoid the whole epidural-but whatever, i'll take what i can get as long as all goes well and the baby is fine. but wouldn't it be nice to know when?